Over Kill?

Well I spent some time... ok like... almost 3 hours... working on the image above. About 2.5 hours was spent searching through my archives and online at other people's sites to find the pics, and then 30 minutes to assemble it all. Of the 30 minutes... half of it was spent trying to figure out how to draw the "star" in Photoshop. ROFL. It ain't easy.

At first it was only like a few pics, and then I kept finding more... and before I knew it I had however many are up there now... so I decided to keep it. It's a little fat and busy, but that's too bad, because I'm not changing it now. LOL

btw: I hope your screen rez isn't anything less than 1024x768.

btww: Is that geeky that I can just spout out the major resolutions that monitors run at? 640 x 480, 800 x 600, 1024 x 768, 1280 x 1024 (which is what mine is), and 1600 x 1200? I'm sure there are others... but those are the ones I know.

In other news...

Jeff called around 6 PM and said he was going to Applebee's. I had just laid down on the couch and was about to pass out... I was about 7 minutes into "League of Extrordinary Gentlemen" or something... the bank robbery scene....turned all that crap off and went up to check out the action at Applebee's. Beth was working. Jeff gave her his VD gift, and then I gave her my VD gift. Wow, that reads really funny doesn't it? Try saying it to yourself out loud. ROFL

Nisha called me earlier in the day. She needed some help with some video stuff... I told her I had the sickness and she was like, "Didn't you have that at the first of December?" and I was like, "Ummm yeah... it's back." So we decided to postpone that for a bit.

Wow it's late. This is probably why it's taking me so long to recover, I'm not getting enough sleep... I just need to sleep for like 2 days straight. I think I'll do that starting tonight.

Let me give out a Howard Dean RAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Daily Funnies

I'm gradually getting back into the swing of my New Year's resolution... but I had a few instances of WOMP this past week. So in this therapy session, I'll be telling you the stories behind the incidents.

First I let a hellfire missle loose at Beth, the other day at Applebee's. I think it went something like this:

Beth: You look depressed
Me: Well it's valentine's day and I'm single
Beth: Well I'm working tomorrow night... keeping busy
Me: Well I'll probably be up here... us single folks gotta stick together... whatever the hell that means.

Then the other night at The Brick I let loose a sidewinder-S edition on Michelle:

Michelle: [cleaning table] Well I treated myself to Valentine's day yesterday. I broke up with my bf earlier in the week and so I went out shopping and got a massage and stuff.
Me: Well all I know is we've got.... [Picks up cell phone] .... 3.5 hours to go until this $--- is over with.

And this little exchange that happened at the Jazz Factory was precious:

[Hot blonde selling last minute VD gifts to the guys shooting pool]
[Approaches Bone]
Her: Would you like to purchase a gift for that special someone in your life?
Him: I don't really have a special someone....
Her: Not even your mother?
Him: I've already gotten her something... [Bone looks my way, points and says]
Him: Go talk to him, don't let him lie to you, he's got a special someone

[The girl approaches and looks me over]
Her: Well you look like the type of guy who has his stuff together.
Me: Yep, you're right... I sure do... it's all taken care of.
Her: Thought so.

[Girl walks off]

Bone: Wow that may have been the biggest one you've ever told.