Hmmmm...

Just getting in from ... well you take a guess.

I bought more stuff and I got the -special- discount again today. I have no idea why she's doing that for me. That reminds me of this HILARIOUS bit on Seinfeld:

[The day after the expiration date]
"I don't know why I'm doing this"
"Did you smell it?"
"Yeah I smelled it."
"what's it supposed to smell like?"
"I've never smelled milk!"

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Ok I was there for 1.5 hours and I only picked up 3 shirts and another pair of frickin expensive pants. Most of that time was spent talking... and once again having her galvanting all around trying to pick out my wardrobe.

• List price of 4 pieces of clothing: $191.00
  
• Acutal price paid: $50.13
  
• Walking out of the store for the second day in a row without hooking up; after having her tell you (1) she is single, (2) hasn't had dinner yet and is hungry, and (3) is getting off work in 10 minutes and "If you don't hurry up, I'm going to break out the whip": Priceless.
  

What?

Ok well that's about it for today so far. I gotta go run some errands and then find a bridge to jump off of. The Tennessee River looked invitingly choppy this afternoon.