I ask you, "How can it be February already?" If things continue at this pace, 2006 is going to cruise by as the fastest year in history! It seems like just yesterday that we were all at Logan's celebrating my birthday, but that's been just over a month ago. It seems like just yesterday when Brandie told me she wanted to go out, but that's been nearly two months ago. It seems like yesterday that this other cutie said she wanted to move in with me. Oh wait, that was last night. Hoot Hoot! Things are looking up!
This guy I know is 30 and still lives at home with his parents. He also doesn't have a job. We were talking Monday and he was like, "I gotta get a job so I can like ask some girls out." I was like, "For real, you also need to move out. You can't be 30 and be living at home with your parents. That's crazy."
Planned Parenthood
I found out what that is today. It's where girls go to buy birth control at a discount rate, according to this one girl I was chatting with today. It's not where you go to get an abortion. I guess I believe her.
It hit me like a ton of bricks
I'M OLD.
I AM AN OLD MAN.
During lunch today, I was talking to Jennifer. I saw her Monday night at the Princess Theater. She asked me, "Did you ever have him in class?" I replied, "Yes I did in 1994 and 1995" Then it hit me…Holy Cow! (No, I'm not Hindu) That was over ten years ago!
Lucinda Bassett
Yes, you know who I'm talking about: The lady who does the "Center for Anxiety and Stress" commercials on the radio. Call today! 1-800-500-2021. Well I went to their website today. Man, if that's her in the picture on the website front page... where do I sign in at? LOL
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