Indeed more PI's are hired on VD than any other day of the year. Correspondingly, today is the day with the highest number of divorce filings each year. For those of you who are single, a whole lot of people are fixing to come on the market. Just be sure you don't hook up with the one who was busted cheating on VD.
Can someone please tell me
So last night, we're all up at Applebee's hanging out at the bar. There's a guy sitting across the way who has his baseball cap cocked at about a 70 degree angle on his head. Can someone please tell me why people seem to enjoy looking retarded like that? It's night time and you're in a restaurant….
Likewise, tonight I was at Wal-Mart... aka Hell On Earth (HOE) and as usual Group 2 people are all over that place like ants on spilt ice cream on a hot summer day. One of the girls I saw had piercings all over her face. I'm like, "Good Lord you look hideous." Why would anyone do that to themselves?
We're harvesting organs over here
Apparently there is a new propaganda movie coming out starring Billy Zane of "Titanic" and "Charmed" fame, and Gary Busey (enough said) which shows psychotic Americans shooting innocent children, harvesting their organs, and sending them to the Jews. There's one we can all –not- go see.
The Catalog
Today, Sara gave me a catalog from Urban Outfitters, and Good Lord Allmighty... I was looking at the prices of clothes in there and was like, "There is no way I'd pay $xxx for this or $xxx for that. She was like, "Well you're cheap" and I was like, "Well if that's what you want to call it." She was like, "If I had money like you did, I'd be wearing some pretty cool clothes." and I was like, "So you'd spend all your $$$ on clothes, and then what would you be left with?" Then she said, "But sometimes you gotta buy quality vs quantity" and I was like, "You're telling me that this $140.00 pair of jeans is going to last longer than this pair of $25 Old Navy jeans I've got on." She then said something like, " Why are you being so difficult?" I muttered something like, "I'm just messing with you. You know I'd buy you whatever you wanted." Of course, I was only joking. Or, was completely serious. One of the two. Hoot Hoot.
I need an 8-year old on the phone.
That was the premise presented by Glenn Beck for prioritizing the news stories that we see each and every day. It's amazing (well not really) how the press is acting like big babies because they weren't the first to know about the hunting accident that the VP of the USA was involved in.
Now, you have to ask yourself, "How does this affect my life?"
Correct, Dick Cheney being involved in a hunting accident has absolutely nothing to do with anything important in any of our lives.
The headlines read, "Dick Cheney shoots man in face" and makes it sound as if he was robbing a convenience store with a Colt 45 and blew a guys face off. This is not at all what happened. The injured man was peppered with bb's. See, people who don't know about guns, and how guns work, and anything about hunting shouldn't be reporting as if they know what they're talking about.
So, Glenn had a variety of 8 year old kids call in and was asking them to prioritize various news stories. Oddly, they put them in the correct order of importance. What does it mean when 8-year olds have more common sense than the majority of people involved in reporting news stories? My favorite went like this:
Glenn – Tell me which one of these stories is more important. The Vice President is involved in a hunting accident, or, Iran seeks to develop nuclear weapons.
8 Year old boy – Iran seeks to develop nuclear weapons.
Glenn – Really?
8 Year old boy – Of course.
Fun times ahead
The schedule has filled up quick this week, with stuff going on every night for the next 4 days. I love it when a good plan comes together.
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