The List of Four

A Picture Share!,
originally uploaded by java boo boo.

I've realized there are four things in life I do not understand. In no particular order, they are:

1. Women
2. Saggy Britches
3. Football

and fourth, what we see here... a 1993 Chevy Caprice with nealy 4x4 sized tires on it. For the love of all that is sacred and holy, do people really think it looks "cool" or "hip" or "neat"? Apparently. I hope I never see the day where my kids come ask me "Dad, can we get some 4x4 tires for the car?" I'm gonna be like, "What are you... Crazy?" You buy the proper sized tires for the vehicle!

Yesterday I had lunch with Roger, my former boss. As we sat at the table waiting for Ralph to get there, I saw Julie walk in. She spotted me and waved. I excused myself from the table and went to speak to her. During the course of the conversation, she asked if I was all set for the Alabama vs. Auburn game Saturday. When I stated I didn't like football, a rather strange and curious look appeared on her face. It was as if she could not believe what I had just said. What's the big deal? I don't like football for the love of Pete! Or sports in general. RAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Where's my Zoloft and Lunesta?!?!?!?!